Brutal job advert has long list of people boss DOESN’T want to apply, and everyone’s saying the same thing

A SCOTTISH company went viral after publishing a ‘hilarious’ job ad urging ‘hard little men’ and ‘fannies’ not to apply.

Coatbridge based Airdrie Tires and MOT Services have posted on Facebook that they are looking for a garden boy to help with tire management and general work around the garage.

Airdrie Tires and MOT Services posted a search for a garden boy on Facebook


Airdrie Tires and MOT Services posted a search for a garden boy on FacebookPhoto credit: Facebook
The post has since gone viral and has been shared more than 1,000 times


The post has since gone viral and has been shared more than 1,000 times

The cheeky ad is looking for someone who works Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. – and makes it clear: “For the idiots, it’s breakfast until dinner.”

The company also discourages wearers of Yeezys and Palm Angels gear from applying, saying the role is “dirty.”

The post adds, “No little tough men or fannies, no Insta guys or TikTok “influencers” either.”

“This is motor oil, not baby oil. I don’t care who you know or who your dad knows, just drop by and do the work and walk up the street. Stories are for bedtime.”

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“The wages are absolutely crappy so don’t think you eat steak every night.”

“It gets you out from under your feet and gives you enough for a vape and some soups in the park to keep everyone happy.”

“No SMS applications, I don’t have time to text you 5,000 times asking for a job, nor to get you to make phone calls or you’ll be laughed at.”

“It’s dirty work, so no Yeezys or Palm Angels. You get a uniform, so that’s not necessary.”

Since then, the post has gone viral, garnering more than 1,000 shares and 800 likes.

Customers flocked to the comments to praise the no-nonsense ad.

One person wrote: “Great promotion.”

Another added: “Damn what a laugh to read, brilliant.”

A third said: “Love the directness of this post. In a world where people can’t tell what’s right when they say something wrong, say it like it is. Great.”

A fourth said: “Applause for the best job ad in history.”

A fifth joked: “Don’t mince your words.”

A sixth said, “He’s guaranteed to be a class boss to work for.”

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Edmuns DeMars

Edmund DeMarche is a USTimesPost U.S. News Reporter based in London. His focus is on U.S. politics and the environment. He has covered climate change extensively, as well as healthcare and crime. Edmund DeMarche joined USTimesPost in 2023 from the Daily Express and previously worked for Chemist and Druggist and the Jewish Chronicle. He is a graduate of Cambridge University. Languages: English. You can get in touch with me by emailing

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