I’m Britain’s ‘dullest man’ – I spent months creating a calendar featuring my favourite allotments

Britain’s most boring man has dug deep for his latest mind-boggling calendar – featuring his favorite allotments.

Kevin Beresford spent months traveling around his hometown visiting and photographing public vegetable gardens.

Kevin Beresford, Britain's most boring man, has created a calendar of his favorite gardens


Kevin Beresford, Britain’s most boring man, has created a calendar of his favorite gardensPhoto credit: SWNS

Highlights of the calendar include December with Astwood Bank allotments in Redditch, Worcs, with stunning views of the Malvern Hills.

May’s choice is the allotments on Dolphin Road, where property owners have turned old bathrooms and toilets into planters.

Kevin, 71, said: “I used to think people who did allotments were strange and boring, but when you get into conversation with them it’s pretty good.”

“They are eco-warriors.

“They not only grow plants, they also deal with beehives. They strive for victory.

“They are very relaxing places.

“Astwood Bank is the best, must be the best in Redditch.”

Kevin, a member of the Dull Men’s Club, has also created a second calendar for 2024 with his favorite waste and recycling centers.

Efforts in recent years have celebrated car parks, roundabouts, village noticeboards and even the calves of Man City star Jack Grealish.

Kevin said: “Artists have always focused on the everyday.

“Van Gogh painted his pipe on the chair.

“I am the ambassador of the everyday. I’m the most boring man in Britain.”

Kevin said:


Kevin said: “I’m the ambassador of the everyday.” I’m the most boring man in Britain.Photo credit: SWNS

Edmuns DeMars

Edmund DeMarche is a USTimesPost U.S. News Reporter based in London. His focus is on U.S. politics and the environment. He has covered climate change extensively, as well as healthcare and crime. Edmund DeMarche joined USTimesPost in 2023 from the Daily Express and previously worked for Chemist and Druggist and the Jewish Chronicle. He is a graduate of Cambridge University. Languages: English. You can get in touch with me by emailing edmund@ustimespost.com.

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