I’m Britain’s ‘dullest man’ – I spent months creating a calendar featuring my favourite allotments

Britain’s most boring man has dug deep for his latest mind-boggling calendar – featuring his favorite allotments.

Kevin Beresford spent months traveling around his hometown visiting and photographing public vegetable gardens.

Highlights of the calendar include December with Astwood Bank allotments in Redditch, Worcs, with stunning views of the Malvern Hills.

May’s choice is the allotments on Dolphin Road, where property owners have turned old bathrooms and toilets into planters.

Kevin, 71, said: “I used to think people who did allotments were strange and boring, but when you get into conversation with them it’s pretty good.”

“They are eco-warriors.

“They not only grow plants, they also deal with beehives. They strive for victory.

“They are very relaxing places.

“Astwood Bank is the best, must be the best in Redditch.”

Kevin, a member of the Dull Men’s Club, has also created a second calendar for 2024 with his favorite waste and recycling centers.

Efforts in recent years have celebrated car parks, roundabouts, village noticeboards and even the calves of Man City star Jack Grealish.

Kevin said: “Artists have always focused on the everyday.

“Van Gogh painted his pipe on the chair.

“I am the ambassador of the everyday. I’m the most boring man in Britain.”