I’m constantly insulted for my triplets’ names – people ask if they came out of a ‘Tim Burton character generator’

A MOTHER asked for advice on the unique names she’s given her triplets.

She said she was constantly offended when she gave them a name – people said they could understand why.

A mom asked people their opinions on their triplets' unique names


A mom asked people their opinions on their triplets’ unique namesPhoto credit: Getty

The anonymous Redditor u/TheOtterMama explained their situation in a forum.

“People always give a shit about my triplets’ names,” she began.

“For privacy reasons, I won’t reveal our last names, but here are their names that I’m constantly insulted by: Ichabod Orville (last name) Ulbrich Shepherd (last name) Winnifred Cordelia (last name),” she revealed.

“My husband’s family keeps saying, ‘That’s what you get for marrying a white woman,’ which is fair, but neither is it when it comes to the kids,” she added.

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The mother asked open-minded strangers for their opinion: “Are the names really that bad?”

People used the comments to share their honest thoughts on the names.

“Tim Burton’s character name generator is a **name,” admitted one commenter.

“Haha I was just about to ask what it’s like being married to Helena Carter,” joked another.

Others thought the post must be a hoax: “This is a circular shit post……right????” asked an incredulous viewer.

“That has to be. I refuse to believe there are three little babies with these monstrosities for names,” said another.

“There are pale, macabre, Victorian children. Winnie is cute, but Winnifred Cordelia is a bit much,” said one.

“The names of the boys are also very hard. Ickabod is like naming your kid Sherlock,” they added.

Emma James

Emma James is a USTimesPost U.S. News Reporter based in London. His focus is on U.S. politics and the environment. He has covered climate change extensively, as well as healthcare and crime. Emma James joined USTimesPost in 2023 from the Daily Express and previously worked for Chemist and Druggist and the Jewish Chronicle. He is a graduate of Cambridge University. Languages: English. You can get in touch with me by emailing emmajames@ustimespost.com.

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