I’m constantly insulted for my triplets’ names – people ask if they came out of a ‘Tim Burton character generator’
A MOTHER asked for advice on the unique names she’s given her triplets.
She said she was constantly offended when she gave them a name – people said they could understand why.
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The anonymous Redditor u/TheOtterMama explained their situation in a forum.
“People always give a shit about my triplets’ names,” she began.
“For privacy reasons, I won’t reveal our last names, but here are their names that I’m constantly insulted by: Ichabod Orville (last name) Ulbrich Shepherd (last name) Winnifred Cordelia (last name),” she revealed.
“My husband’s family keeps saying, ‘That’s what you get for marrying a white woman,’ which is fair, but neither is it when it comes to the kids,” she added.
The mother asked open-minded strangers for their opinion: “Are the names really that bad?”
People used the comments to share their honest thoughts on the names.
“Tim Burton’s character name generator is a **name,” admitted one commenter.
“Haha I was just about to ask what it’s like being married to Helena Carter,” joked another.
Others thought the post must be a hoax: “This is a circular shit post……right????” asked an incredulous viewer.
“That has to be. I refuse to believe there are three little babies with these monstrosities for names,” said another.
“There are pale, macabre, Victorian children. Winnie is cute, but Winnifred Cordelia is a bit much,” said one.
“The names of the boys are also very hard. Ickabod is like naming your kid Sherlock,” they added.