Gentlemen, pee standing up – research shows British guys don’t like to sit and ring the bell.
They are among the least likely countries in the world to lose weight for a Wazz: Less than one in ten do so – compared to four in ten Germans.
A YouGov survey looked at the urinary habits of men in 13 countries. The Brits were 11th for the least likely to sit every time, ahead of Mexico and Singapore.
Fifteen per cent of Britons said they sit most of the time, while 33 per cent never do so.
In Germany, standing to urinate is considered antisocial due to misses and occasional drips – and many public toilets have signs asking men to sit down.
The country even has a word for these men — seat peeers.
Broadcaster Adrian Chiles, who has a urinal at home, said: “The Germans have obviously sat down and sorted things out.
“Generally I sit as my goal has never been great.
“If your aim is right, by all means, stop. But other than that, keep splashing to a minimum.”